(Six parts?!? Can I stop soon?!)

[[This was written before the release of Chapter 3. Things MAY change if continued.]]

[[16+ warning. At this point, you know why. At one point it gets weirder than the fifth part... I advise not to read.]]

"Look... Spamton... if I go sleep in a trash can, would you forgive me for what happened?" Tenna says softly. "[[Absolutely N0t]]!!! Spamton yells. I W0ULD [Killed] YOU WHEN I—I GOT—I G0T THE [[Now's Your Chance To Be A]]! BUT—BUT AS TH3 [[HonestMan]] I AM, I W1LL NOT [[Deduct Your L1fe S4v1ngs]] FOR [1] ReaSON... YOU STILL [Make Me So] [[BIG SHOT]]! AHEAHEHAHEHA! I;VE SOMETIMES [[Dreams Are Illusions]] ABO4T !!!!!!YOU SEE? SEE? Y0U HAVE A [[Heaven-Piercing]] [[Workout Ready Body]] FOR SPAMTON TO [[Rock Music Sales Skyrocketed By 55%!]] [[(c)1997]]! Spamton smiles, blushing.

"Stop it, salesman...~ That makes me feel so... s-so... I wanna grab you and do some things to you~" Tenna flirts with Spamton, blushing deeply. "Excuse me?" Mike gives a death stare at Tenna. "What? Nothing, you dumb[__]! It's not your business!" Tenna scoffs and leaves the room. "Spamton, you good?" Mike asks, worried about Spamton. "Y3AH!! N3VER BEEN [[BIGGER THAN EVER]]!!!" Spamton quickly replies. "Ya don't seem like yourself... Tenna MUST'VE done somethin'... and I DON'T like it." Mike sighs, holding Spamton's hand gently.

"...L3T;S [[Calling On The Telephone Line]] AL0NE..." Spamton says. He asks Jevil to leave, since he's not helping much right now. He's been dancing in his little corner of 'freedom' again. "FINE, PUPPET BOY! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I REALLY HOPE YOU HAVE A VERY COLORFUL DAY, DAY! UEE HEE HEE!" Jevil runs out once again. He's very likely going to another carnival to cause some chaos (and troll Spamton!) Mike goes to close the door, then remembers... "Did Tenna JUST leave in that bunny outfit?"

"AHEHAHEHA!!! I TH1NK IT [Suits] THAT [Boob Tube] VERY VERY VERY WELL!!! LET HIM [[Escape The Facility]] LIKE A [[1997 Motorized Vehicl3! On Sale Now!]] [[While St0cks L4st]]!" Spamton excitedly says. "Uh... okay, but Spamton... Ya seem... off... Ya blush way more than usual, ya talk about Tenna so... not in-character... What's goin' on, Spamton? Ya keep tellin' me he makes ya feel like a big shot... Ya even told me the first time we reunited..." Mike looks at Spamton, tearing up.

"I'm sorry... I... don't know what got the best of me... my love... I... I hate him... I despite him... I... I want him to suffer... But my body... my body acts... strange... as if... I want him... As if I need Tenna..." Spamton whispers, being able to speak for himself, even if it's for a brief moment.

He starts crying, feeling very hurt about the whole situation. He glitches, sobbing loudly this time. Mike hugs him tightly, hoping to always be by his side, no matter what. "...I love ya, Spamton. I really do. Please don't cry like this. I don't like seein' ya cry..." Mike kisses Spamton ever so gently on the lips and wipes his tears away by moving his glasses up slightly. He then calms down a little bit.

"It's alright, Spamton. You're allowed to show your true emotions... Behind the mask of a salesman that only cares about money and power is... a broken man... askin'... beggin' for someone to help him... Helpin' him see true freedom... Wishin' for a miracle..."

Spamton kisses Mike, with tears running down his red cheeks. "Y OU... UND3RSTAND—STAND ME?? I... I;M V3RY [[Thank You For Your Purchase!]]..." Spamton pushes him onto the bed and starts kissing him again with extra passion. "S-Spamton... ya sure... about...?" Mike asks. "ABO4T HOW I W4NT TO [[Finding The BestGifts4YourTrueLove]]?? W3LL... B3FORE THAT— THAT... I HAVE A [[Extra Specil Surprise!]] FOR YOU!!"

Spamton jumps out of the bed and clips straight outside, forgetting he's wandering around in a maid outfit. He's only thought about this idea straight away. After a while, he looks through a window of a small jewelry store, seeing very beautiful engagement rings. But Spamton cannot afford them, since he's not a [[BIG SHOT]] or has any kromer. So he decides to scam a few customers.

But to his surprise, they don't take him very seriously because of the outfit. "[$!$!]!!! I KNEW TH1S [[Anime Cosplay Convention]] W4S A [[Bad Sales Pitch]]!!" Spamton sits down angrily near some trash cans at the back of the store. Then, he hears some sounds coming from a bush nearby. "WHAT THE...???" Spamton decides to have a look. "...[Boob Tube]?!? WHAT THE F[ifty Percent Off] ARE YOU D0ING HERE ??? [Since 1997]?"

"...Nothing." Tenna says. "I'm... just... uh..."

"HID1NG??? AHEHAHEHA! Y0;URE [[ShyBoy]] TENNA!!! S0MEONE EVEN TORE [[Bun Bun Supreme!]] UP! GUESS TH3Y WERE NOT [[Excited? Get Cinema Tickets 20% Off Your N3xt Purchase]] ABO4T YOUR [[Lonley Existance]]!!!" Spamton smirks, having an idea. He goes ahead and pulls Tenna, making him crash to the ground. "SIT D0W—DOWN. HERE;S WH4T YOU;RE GONNA DO F0R ME, [Boob Tube]. YOU W1LL GIV—GIVE ME [[3000 Fr3e Kr0m3r]]. OR..."

Spamton rubs both of Tenna's thighs slowly. "S-Stop... that... Spamton...~" Tenna blushes deeply. "H0W DOES IT F3EL, [Boob Tube]?!? TO B3 UNDER THE [[Control Panels]] OF SPAMTON?!? N0W DO AS I SAY! OR [[Actions Lead To Consequences]]..." Spamton laughs evily, continuing to screw with Tenna's mind. "ALRIGHT! I WILL DO IT! J-JUST STOP TOUCHING MY THIGHS ALREADY! DAMN, YOU'RE SO WEIRD!" Tenna screams, still very embarrassed.

"H3Y!! SHUT UP!!! PEOPLE C4N [Hear] US!!! AND Y0U;RE A FAT@$ [Hypocrite], TENNA!!! YOU W4NT TO [[Play And Earn W1ld Pr1zes]] WITH SPAMTON EV3RY TIME BUT [Y O U] D0N;T LIKE IT WH3N I DO IT????????? [$!$!] YOU!!!!! TH4T M4KES [[0% Sales Increase]]!!!! TH1S IS JUST AN [[Job Appl1cat10n For Acting]] RIGHT ,???? YOU [[Manipulation Of The Mind]] ME TO L0VE YOU, [Boob Tube]????? DO Y0U???, DO Y OU?????? YOU W3RE TRYING TO [Use] ME?? ALL TH1S TIME???? D0 YOU KNOW H0W I [$!$!]ING FEEL ,TENNA??? DO Y0U KNOW????!?"

"Spamton... I... I do... I do love you, Spamton..." Tenna looks like he's about to cry any minute now. "OH S4VE ME THE [[Crocodile Tears]], TENNA!!! CUT THE [$!$!] AND TELL ME THE [[Truth And Only Truth, No Lies]]!!!! I KN0W YOU. I KN0W YOU WOULD DO TH1S." Spamton feels so enraged. His whole body is red with anger. Steam blows out of his head like a steam train.

"I... I did... at the beginning, Spamton... I did try manipulating you into falling in love with me... but... as time went on... I felt genuine feelings for you... S-Spamton... I... was trying to tell you in the worst way possible... Trying to... you know... all this time. And I feel really ashamed of myself for attempting it. I should've just never looked at you the way I did... A... a... toy... a very certain toy... Even as far as making games for an excuse to see you more... I couldn't help it... and you're such a beautiful man, Spamton... Is this the truth you wanted to hear...?" Tenna shamefully hides behind the bush.

Spamton looks absolutely shocked. He never expected Tenna to say any of that. Not at all. "TH3N YOU COULD'VE T0LD ME [[10—12 Business Days]] AGO!!! I ST1LL [$!$!]ING HATE YOU AND [[All The Deals You Could M4ke!]] BUT WHY?????? WHY WOULD [Y O U] DO TH4T?? BUT... 0N THE [[Bright Side]]... YOU M4KE ME FEEL [[BIG]]... IN A [[Way To Nirvana]]... BUT Y0U ST1LL OWE ME [3000] KROMER. "Spamton smiles softly. Tenna sighs, giving him the amount he needs.

Spamton runs to the store, trying not to eat the kromer. He buys 2 engagement rings and hides them from Tenna. "OOPS! KROMER WAS YUM YUM." Spamton lied. Tenna sighs. "Not giving you more, clearly."

Spamton grins then urges Tenna to come back to the room. Mike is still waiting, and Jevil's definitely back by now.

Spamton holds Tenna's hand, rushing through bushes and trees nearby. Suddenly, Spamton sprouts beautiful angel wings. He smiles and spreads them far and wide. Tenna stares at Spamton. "H-How the... The hell?" Tenna asks, still very stunned. "A [[Magican In Power]] NEV3R REV3ALS HIS [[Secrets Of Fortune1997]]!!!" Spamton holds Tenna tightly, and flies up into the air, showing off the angel wings he has and making sure they get back safely.

"YOU W0ULD HAVING Y0UR OWN [[Superme Surprise]] [[RealDeals]] SO0n." Spamton smiles at Tenna.

(End of Part 6)