dear future gf:

do this to me

day 1 of posting things my ex wouldn't like because doing random shit is more fun than working

day two of posting things my ex wouldn't like

im getting banned for this

(it's been a day trust)

What's the matter with me. Good night, I've got school tomorrow.

there is no better way to open a conversation

Tonight, I've made the hugest mistake of the week.

anyway

jesus watching me eat my own shit in the shower after saying i'd stop for the 257329756298335432598275th time:

this is life (srry for trash phone audio)

north korean soldiers rn: