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WARNING / DISCLAIMER:

The following article is over-exaggerated. None of the opinions shared in this article are accurate to my actual thoughts and feelings.

The Ages Team isn’t the best, I know that. Although, a lot of people were still rude today but is it really that important? Naaah…

So, let’s see how people would react if I trash talk my own team that I created…

This article is based off of the Triggered You series by Nathaniel Bandy. You can see his cool videos here on his YouTube channel: Nathaniel Bandy - YouTube.

𝑌𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑．😩

BOY, I SWEAR…OK, Ok, ok, ok…

The name…literally SEGA in BACKWARDS.

Sooooo, they started off as “Ages, Inc.”? Do you REALIZE that is copyright infringement?

And the same thing goes to the second logo. They are so underrated that no wonder SEGA never saw this so-called “company”.

Also, this ain’t no real company.

Kevin & Friends - Video Game. It looks like a pile of plastic junks, but all in software.

Also, the 3rd video game got canceled.

𝙁 𝘼 𝙄 𝙇.

BRO, WHAT? THEY’RE SELLING GAMES?!?! HOW DARE THEY? THAT’S ILLEGAL AND COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

Oh wait, it says that it doesn’t charge real money and no revenue was earned from any of the games. Oopsies...

Sonic 2 Expanded is just too overrated now but it is still not good enough since the engine is absolute trash, HP System makes no sense, and the overall game is super laggy. It’s like the hard core software is running in the SNES but 20 times slower.

There’s a reason why a lot of critics are leaving negative reviews on the game.

CHILDREN?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

AGES TEAM!!! OOOOH!!!

You’ve done so much right. But NOPE!

The team is full of kids! They 𝐿𝑂𝑉𝐸 the children!

YEEEEEAAAAH!

Why does this Anime early access reward cost
6,320 Gold ePoints? I can re-distribute this to my other friends if I wanted to.

And True Happiness? Look, I know I’m over exaggerating here but why bother adding actual bad games to your service?

I like the design of the website but nowadays, it feels boring now.

You have to behave 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝 in order to stay on the team. So, if you got banned after you broke one of those rules, well, too bad, so sad.

They created a NEW official studio because the old one was created by BANNED user. What’s worse is that the titile, the thumbnail, and the description can’t be edited by managers.

So, then old studio is just…permanent.

So, I can create an account on Agesite with Google but not Facebook, Microsoft, Nintendo, or Apple?

The team made Sonic crossed-eye. Ugh! Gross!

And the same thing goes for the 8.0 version! Does the Ages Team have personal brief with these Sonic sprites or something?

Once upon a time, the Ages Team teamed up with another team in order to collaborate with the Sonic Skylight game, but a few months later, the Ages Team completely breaks off the contract with them due to the head developer being harsh and multiple dramas with a 5-year-old kid.

Wow.

What’s the point of these offline packages? Am I supposed download them via Google Drive so I can carry the games to school or what?

And do you remember Sonic 2 Expanded? Exactly!

That EXPANDED name has been overused everywhere on Scratch and some of them are even better than the Ages Team’s revival!

Because the team has been “fixing” the sprites, the most obnoxious “fix” was the Sonic sprites. Sonic is crossed-eye, the frames are garbage, and the ENGINE? Don’t even get me started on that.

Oh wait a minute, the upcoming v1.0 was claimed to be “much better” than v0.9! That’s makes a little bit of sense now.

And v1.0 will no longer be open-source. Is this supposed to be foreshadowing S2E keeping up with the developers’ asset protection algorithm, or what?

@Papichi05 didn’t uploaded S2E on GameJolt and I am NOT OK with that.

Their work that clearly has a lot of effort put into it is still published on Scratch unprotected, making it more likely to be stolen and get false credit for it. Just screenshotting or something would help solve the problem!

Protect you work, guys!

They never celebrated the team’s 5th-year anniversary.

Get with the times, ‘mate.

OMG...that's a lot of writing. 😪

I hope you guys like this new article. I spent a whole 2 hours on it. Remember that the Ages Team is actually doing great and all of the things I said in this article is a joke.

And if you wanna get triggered even HARDER then read this “How my romantic relationship TRIGGERS you” article.

It’s so fun writing TRIGGERED articles! Thanks, Nathaniel Bandy for supporting that 𝕄𝔼𝕄𝔼!

Thanks for reading and have an awesome day! 👍