Heyo it's 3 am, I'm arg solving with artsy on this person @lxs-gdqif and apparently nobody solved his description so I just put it into a hexadecimal converter and here's what came up with...

@dig1pumpkin

I agree with sheepy

Hey, quick question, WHAT THE SHIT HELL JUST HAPPENED, AND WHAT IS THAT DECK

ridolfo

Aw hell naw

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Look. Look and TRY to tell me this chicken ain't the cutest thing you've ever seen. (Read more)

Wait what-

She just wanted a latte 🥺

WE WIN THESE!!!!