Buddy: *sees Swollen Jack* aa *sees Sammy* aaaaa *sees Norman* AAAAAAAAA-

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Henry with a mic: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to... T-T-T-T-TARGET!! (Joey Drew Studios)

Wally in the backround: *blowhorn*

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Sammy playing his banjo: Hey~ How you doin'? Well I'm doing just fine. I lied, I'm dying inside

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Henry: I should've left you on that street corner where you standed

Joey: But cha didn't!

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Norman: Hey bro, what you do want to eat?

TV: The souls of the innocent!

Sammy: A bagel

TV: No!

Sammy: Two bagels

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Joey: What? You're not coming to my tea-party? BETHANY (Jenny) I MADE BISCUITS

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Henry: Go ahead and introduce yourself

Wally: My name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my whole lif- (insects auto-corrected to incest hahahahaha)

Joey: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Wally: Hm?

Joey: Where's the B?

Wally: tHeRe'S a BeE?!?!!?!?!?!

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Thomas: *standing there*

Theodore: *gun*

Thomas: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU

Thedore: hkdhshudiug

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Theodore: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would be pushed away less-

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Bertrum: It's no wonder people are afraid of technology. TECHNOLOGY-

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Wally: You are my daaad

Wally and Thomas together: You're my dad!

Wally: Boogie boogie woogie!

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Buddy to Joey: When will you learn??? When will you learn???? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

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Wally: *falls through the floor*

Theodore: Hey Ron (Wally)

Wally: Hey Billy (Theo)

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Joey: Have bacon and-

Henry: Uhhh- I'm not finished

Also Henry: First off you-

Joey: *starts talking-*

Henry: Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?

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Buddy: Netflix, and poptarts, Netflix and poptarts, YEAH!

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Shawn to Sammy: Let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'm gonna go first. I. Hate you

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Henry: Let me see what you have

Joey: A KNIFE!

Henry: NO!

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Henry: [scary voice] We have ways of making you talk [Normal voice] to me, to me, Daddy's working right now. Oh my God did you draw this? That is so good!

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Camera: *zooms in to Wally sweeping*

Buddy off-camera: Dandandandadadandandandada-

Wally: *looks at camera*

Buddy: TENENA-

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Joey sliding down the stair handrail: You're all going to hell. Goodbye!

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Nathan Jr. opening Chrismas presents: It's an avocado! Thanks

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Norman: Just gonna check if the house is safe before I go to bed

Also Norman: Hey. Are there any stabbers down there?!

Joey: No! It's okay!

Norman: *walking away* Okay, good

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Buddy to Henry: Dad?

*dramatic music*

Buddy: Is this where you've been for the past ten years?

Henry: *slowly going in ink portal*

Buddy: DAD NO-!

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Henry: This is.. so dumb

Joey on top of Henry: The higher I am the better I can see

Henry: You can- You can fly-

Joey: Hush now, Gregory (Henry), I am sear-

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Buddy: Hi, welcome to Pizza Hut [heavy breathing] My name is Derek [more heavier breathing] Let me guess pizza- [heavy breathing and then he passes out]

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Sammy: NO MATTER HOW FAST HER RAN, HE COULD NOT ESCAPE THE DEMON, BUT HE WILL NOT LET HIS SOUL BE TAKEN TODAY!

Henry: AAAAAAAAA-

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Norman: *watching TV*

Sammy from behind the couch: RAAAAAA-

Norman: *screams like a girl*

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Thomas: So why do you wanna go to the ball?

Wally: Because step-mother! Ball is life! *starts dancing*

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Norman: Oh my God! Look at that face!

Sammy: If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place

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Thomas: How do I get my crush to ask me out?

Theodore: Well, y'know how everyone says be yourself?

Also Theo: Well don't do that

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Wally: And this is the wall of illegal aliens. And look! There's one right there! [points to Sammy]

Sammy: Ey! Cabrón! Pinche gringo quien crees que eres! *shoots Wally with Tommy gun*
(Hey! Dumbass! Fucking gringo who do you think you are!?)

Jack: *laughs*

Henry: Oh my God!

Sammy: Odio esta maldita esccuela! I'm getting the fuck out of here
(I hate this fucking school [studio]!)

Every boi in the room: *laughs*

(i chose Sammy to speak the Spanish part bc he's fluent in Spanish in my AU)

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Wally in a "dreamy" voice: Love me! Love me! Say that [normal voice] you love me! Leave me, leave me-

Sammy: *looking disgusted*

Jack: I'm so scared

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Sammy: Ugh, I have no friends

Norman: AHEM! Bitch what am I?! A roach?!

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Buddy: You got it all! Believe it! When you fall, get up-!

Wally: Ey, ey~

Buddy: And if you fall get up-!

Joey: i'M gAy

Buddy: Tsamina mina zangalewa!
(Fattening with us Zingeloa!)

Sammy: I have crippling depression

Buddy: Tsamina mina
(Fattening with us)

Wally: [but a bit faster] Ey, ey~

Buddy: Waka waka

Joey: [but a bit faster] i'M gAy

Buddy: Tsamina mina zangalewa!
(Fattening with us Zingeloa!)

Sammy: What a lovely day-!

Buddy: *anxiety*

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*lights go out*

Grant: Todd (Sammy)! You didn't pay the power bill?!

Sammy with his banjo in a singsong voice: When your lights don't work righ-

Grant: STOP SHUT THE FU-

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Joey to Thomas: Uh- Yeah- So, I can't log in, I tried everything

Thomas: You don't know your password?

Joey: Well... no

Thomas: The new one is too short! What you put in?

Kyle: *starts to laugh*

Eckhart: *laughs too*

Donaldson: *also laughs*

Nathan: *also also laughs*

Joey: ...

Also Joey: My dick

Kyle, Eckhart, Donaldson and Nathan: *laughs their asses off*

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Joey in a dress and heels and his fishnets and lots of makeup (yes he fucking wears fishnets under his jeans even at work dont ask why): I'm ready boys!

Donaldson: *laughs* What the fuck are you at?

Eckhart: We said be tactical! This is not tactical!

Joey: Respect the drip, karen

Eckhart: |:/

Kyle and Donaldson and Nathan: *laughs*

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Thomas: You locked the doors, Josa (Theo)?

Theodore: No!

Thomas: You locking doors, Josa (Theo)?!?!?!

Also Tom: *breaks in the room* YOU LOCKING DOORS-

Theo: *screams*

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Jeremy (which is the cashier of the cafe, yes he doesn't have a proper job): Aaand, how would you like your coffee?

Norman: Yeah, I'll just take a black

Sammy: Like my soul

Theodore: *laughs nervously*

Shawn: *also laughs nervously*

Everyone: *laughs nervously*

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Sammy to Wally: You playin Minecraft. I like your cut g *slaps Wally*

Wally: [high pitched] AAAAAAAAA-

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Jeremy: *searching up happy childhood on Google*

Also Jerry: *sees shopping*

Joey: *looks at Jerry*

*THEN THEM BROS GET IN THE CAR AND GO CRAAAAAAAAZY-*

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Buddy, tied up: Siri, call 911!

Siri: Starting live video

Buddy: NOO-

Wally: >:)