"Ah-ah, no need, Agent Fowler. I will handle the driving." "It's going to be a long trip."

—Optimus Prime lets Agent Fowler in on his no-touch policy.

"Gentlemen, stop their engines."

—Silas

"Is that so? Tell me, Si, what's the market price for a D.N.G.S. these days?" "What makes you think we intend to sell it, Agent Fowler?"

—Agent Fowler and Silas discussing the value of Fowler's Dingus.

"After a long road trip, feels good to get out of the car, stretch my legs, and kick some tailpipe!"

—Bulkhead, the reigning king of one-liners.

"You want me to not only bridge you into a confined space, but one traveling at 90 miles per hour? I can't even count the number of things that can go wrong. Mass displacement trauma, twisted limbs, metal burn! Well, maybe not the last one."

—Overly attached Ratchet to Jack, Miko and Raf

"First rule of combat: Never leave the enemy with the spoils."

—Silas