This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

#savevalvereal

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

YO BROS RICHY FOLLOW!! https://gamejolt.com/games/trtr5/466227 FOLLOW RIGHT NOW RICHEIDS!!!! RICH BOY REAL NUTS BE SURE FOLLOW! my game me rich boy diamond grills

I’m back, boys.

Man’s 76 years old

THIS GUY TOO POOR FOR US, LETS HATE HIM https://gamejolt.com/@hailtothesid

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.