This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

YouTube never fails to just absolutely surprise me

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

I’m back, boys.

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on