A woman and her lover are kissing in bed. And then someone rings the doorbell. The woman thinks it's her husband and tells her lover to go into the closet. Then she gets dressed and goes to the door. There was a neighbor outside the door who wanted to ask for salt, and the woman said she didn't have any. He's leaving. Then the woman goes into the bedroom and tells her lover to come out. When he came out he said:

"I'm sorry, but I don't love you anymore."

"Why?" The woman asked.

"Because I came out of the closet"