It's finally happening. After almost two years of procrastinating, it's finally happening. Is it gonna be perfect? No. But it's still gonna happen anyways. Ask Alex - coming soon...

No matter what he's talking about, CORPSLAVE never loses that classic corporate tone of voice.

I saw a silly video about a man crashing out over a candy cane and I thought that Alex would have an almost identical reaction. So, I recorded myself recreating that video in VRChat! Happy Holidays, everyone!

DEFINITIVE RELEASE DATE.

JAN 16, 2026

Attention all Wisconsonites! Sunshine's is now accepting job applications! For anyone interested in working night hours, we are in desperate need for a security guard to watch the facility during closing hours. Get your resumes handy and apply today!

Ashley and Rachel's Christmas Icons

I have fulfilled my purpose for now. I've accomplished my goal for now. I don't feel like making too many, but Christmas is still a ways off.

Well folks, how did you enjoy the long-awaited release of Ask Alex? This was way long overdue and I had to invest both a lot of time and money to make it happen, but damn was it worth it. Plus, now I get to do fun things in VRChat as Alex Coyote!

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Alice's on chilling.

If anyone has any information about this user, please contact me in my DMs. I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently he's responsible for leaking screenshots for The Magic Hour. Yes, this is legit. Do not interact with him under any circumstances.