I gave birth as a man and it was incredible. I stole a chicken egg and then planted that egg inside my asshole and kept it there for several weeks to keep it warm. This magical process of bringing a fluffy chick into the world is a well-kept secret. You just have to loosen your asshole with a dildo for several months so that it becomes big enough to keep an egg inside without breaking it. You also need to constantly lubricate the egg and the asshole in order to prevent your butthole from accidentally breaking the egg when squeezing your ass from the constant gay thoughts generated from having a dick-shaped egg massage your butthole. Then you do that until the egg hatches, and voila! The unparalleled joy of giving birth as a man is a transcendent experience. You should definitively try it. It's totally not gay at all.