Everybody - Meet Samuel the Whale. Or Sam for short.

WHY THE SNIPPLE SNAP CRUNCHY JUBILLY DELIGHTS IS THIS RECOMENDED ON MY NEW GAME

first speedrun check

The homeless man watching the flaming brick I threw rocket towards him at the speed of light for my entertainment:

Whoever you were, thanks for listening!

The results are in!

Happy Valentines Day!

Tick tock, tick tock... Watch the hands go 'round the clock... Ashes, ashes... we all fell to dread...

The results are in! Here are the games I'll be streaming!

NOOOO