3 years ago

i imagined Joey's mom was teaching Joey and his sibs about silent letters

why funni

(Joey didnt go to school but tho he's still such a psycho nerd)

also Jeremy and Jenny are my OCs and Joey's sibs

Jenny is Joey's twin sis and Jeremy is their older brother


*1940, twins aged 7 and Jeremy aged 10*

Joey's mom (in my AU name Amelia): Did you know that there are letters that are silent?

Jeremy: *writing all that down*

Joey: Yeah

Jenny: That doesn't make sense

Amelia: Yes it does, what letter does knuckles start with?

Joey: K!

Jenny: N!

Also Jenny: Nonononono, k? What? That's so wrong

Joey: Wha-

Jeremy: *just watching*

Amelia: Jenny, actually your brother is right

Joey: *ā—‰vā—‰ face*

Jenny: WHAT???!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

Joey: Uh-

*1963, twins aged 30 and Jeremy aged 33, at the studio*

Joey, introducing her to the studio: This is my abusive, snobby, and idiotic twin sister Jenny

Jenny: Excuse me, idiotic?

Joey: Yes

Jenny: And how do you prove that?

Joey: You don't get that there are silent letters and you say knuckles start with an N instead of K

Jenny: THATS BECAUSE THERES NO K

Joey: In pronunciation, no, in spelling, yes

Jenny: *starts yelling at him*

Joey: *fuckin smug face*

(why the hell did i think this was funny kadjksfwejkfwehjkhkw)

(also where Jenny thinks that knuckles doesn't start with a k is inspired by Side Hustle (go watch that show its hilarious))

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