So, I was grinding as Gourdy for the Easter event, and I decided to do a full matchmaking lobby instead of a solo run to get to higher floors faster. Now, with matchmaking, you'd think that everyone's awful, someone's griefing, people are arguing over dumb stuff, but, no! This team was actually really good, there was a Tisha and Finn who were really nice and super helpful. :D So, so if nobody was a problem, why did this run suck so bad? Well, for some fucking reason, every floor has the worst twisted combinations know to man. I love twisted Finn with all my heart but he appeared way too much for someone not on the board.
Toodles was literally appearing out of nowhere every time I tried to do a machine, Brusha was huge bitch, and for some fucking reason, Vee fucking version one appeared every odd numbered floor, and when she appeared, she caused blackouts more than Brightney or anyone else Istg. We ALL died on Floor 15 cause of that machine, Goob, and Shrimpo cornering me with Vee. When I died, I went to check the board and saw pebble was on there (it's probably changed to someone else now), not O N C E did we EVER see him, but we get the fucking game host like 8 times. I would've preferred encountering Pebble, not even because of his recent nerf, but because his speed would've less annoying than the green machine.
ughhhh I actually hate the twisteds brooo, stupid bum ass science experiments, like actual they should go fuck themselves I hope they all die. Ugh, anyway, I'm gonna miss the people on my team, it was reall fun playing with them.
















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