Guess what chat? This is real btw...

Motivation is slowly building up.... might turn out to be an okay day....

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I'm done

If you can find me a song that's a better masterpiece than Bury the Light, I'll be your fucktoy.

Good morning fuckheads.

(You 2 know who you are, giving me a bad night last night)

"He's got a tiny dumb little husband brain." - Brian Regan

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Not biting through a can rn...

Totally not biting through aluminum

I'm not even gonna lie with you. [Vent post]