I'm sorry Santa deniers, but Saint Nicholas IS NOT THE BASIS OF SANTA! Does Nick bring presents to kids? Does Nick own elf slaves? Does Nick break into people's houses? Is Nick fictional? I rest my case.
Next up
"Sir, Chris Chan is possibly going to have a child"
Nightmare blunt rotation
Twitter is a far-right shithole and Bluesky is boring and mostly a big progressive circlejerk so I'm going back to posting here
Santa Claus found HIDING in GM_MALLPARKING?! (SHOCKING)
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, y'all!
How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground
No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!
I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping
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