I truly was born to live this lovely niche lifestyle

You already know what day it is

I’m sorry for putting profanity in my last post it WILL happen again

in a hotel room

on my laptop

looked up to find the most suspicious looking lamp ever

They kicked me out of the circus on the fourth month a few years ago.

You could say that I was sort of the April fool.

When you wake up at 3am and you remember that embarrassing thing you did in school when you were 13

My only goals on this site are to become the unfunniest person on this platform and to make games

dude i have to go back tomorrow

"I had a stroke reading that"

I know its been a while, but here is a small video a did based on something someone by the name "matt rose" did

I’m so uncomfortable with this face why do they look like that?

😭