I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Someone tell me the name for the png of the eyes pls I need them for uh things

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?