I do not want to go to fucking high school (I'm going to 9th grade at 14)

Me jumping into the plastic water bottles that make my legs spin in a 360° angle without breaking any of my bones

Imagine there's a dumbass blocking the screen in the movie theater and this is the bottle you have before you say "DOWN IN FRONT" and just hurl this bottle at a baby

DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME TO WATCH MOJO AND TODAY WE'LL BE JERKING OFF A HORSE

SOUP!

DOWN IN FRONT!!1!1!!!1111111!!1!1!!1!1!!!1!1!11!11!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!!11!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111

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literally identical to the game

Forsaken humor