HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS FUCKIN’ QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “this big” AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM @RoryB123 , YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT’S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
28 days ago
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THE THE DUCK-
guess i doin crates now
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For all those that say Sammy looks like Mettaton.
guess the ship
Updated my PFP and Banner again, this time some mild changes from ep8 ;3
And finally remembered to change my bio too cuz it's super outdated! Stay tuned for another big event once I hit 500 followers! #Bio #PFP #Banner #MurderDrones
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