Discord is a bitch ass motherfucker

They pissed on my fucking email

That's right, they took their fucking controller kitty dick out and pissed on my fucking email

And they said their dick was THIS big

And I said that's disgusting

So I'm making a call out post on my Gamejolt.com

Discord, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller

AND GUESS WHAT

Here's what my dong looks like!

Explosion noise

That's right baby, all points, no fur, no pillows

That's right, it looks like two balls and a bong!

They fucked my email, so guess what

I'm going to fuck the Earth!

That's right, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not going to piss on the earth, I'm going to go higher!

I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON!!!!!!!!!

Explosion noise

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ALBANESE!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLETS hit the fucking Earth

Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

For context, they won't let me change my email, but the reason why I want to change it is because I can't access it but I need to access it to change it which is fucking annoying