BEFORE YOU TWEAK OUT SEEING SARK IN THE SCRIPT, HE'S REWORKED!

Exetior: (Yells) GREAT, THE FOX AND THE STUPID ECHIDNA ESCAPED!

Pervision: (Teleports) MASTER! What’s the matter?

Exetior: (Sighs) Two of the souls have successfully escaped.. This isn’t going according to plan at all..

Pervision: I see.. Well, there’s still one more soul left, right?

Exetior: Correct.. But we won’t be as successful without all three.. I’ll have to think about what souls we could get next.. Since just one is not sufficient..

Pervision: Alright.. Well, what’s the plan to get Eggman?

Exetior: It was going to be quite simple.. Although.. Due to the fact that both Tails & Knuckles escaped, we’re gonna have to take a different approach.. I’ll need somebody to get rid of Metal Sonic, since that’s Eggman’s main defense. After someone takes care of him, I’ll go attack Eggman. 

Pervision: Alright, who are you going to choose?

Exetior: Well.. Would you like to?

Pervision: Not really, I have other things to take care of.. Although, I think Negagen would like to go fight him.

Exetior: Hm.. I’ll ask him about it then-

Sark: (Teleports) May I go? I heard that you need assistance right now, I could be the one to go!

Exetior: Uh.. I really don’t think-

Sark: I can prove it to you that I can do it! Just let me do it and I’ll show you!

Exetior: Hm.. Alright, but don’t you fail me.. I can’t stand losing another soul this time.

Sark: Alright! Where’s it again?

Exetior: Metal Sonic & Eggman are in Launch Base Zone, you already know who to go after..

Sark: You know it! (Teleports)

Pervision: Are you sure that was a good idea Master?

Exetior: Probably not, but I want to see how well he truly is..

Pervision: Alright.. What do we do now?

Exetior: We wait and see if he succeeds.. I’ll go watch him through the cameras.. (Teleports)

Scene 1: Sark vs. Metal Sonic

Sark: So this is Launch Base huh? (Sees the Death Egg in the distance) That must be the doctor’s latest creation! Hm.. Now where is that tin can?

(Meanwhile with Eggman..)

Dr. Eggman: (Yells) Metal Sonic!

Metal Sonic: At your service, Master Robotnik.

Dr. Eggman: My radar is detecting a massive energy signature at Base A, I need you to check to see if a possible Chaos Emerald appeared there.

Metal Sonic: Affirmative, Master.

Dr. Eggman: Eggsellent! If we are lucky, we might find some Chaos Emeralds in no-time! OHOHOHOHO! Then. Sonic & his pesky friends will be doomed with the new Death Egg!

(M.S goes to Base A, after arriving, he scans the area to see what energy signatures Eggman was picking up earlier, it wasn’t what he thought..)

Metal Sonic: Hm.. Master Robotnik said the energy signature was in here.. (Scans the area) Odd, it’s not chaos energy.. But negative energy. That doesn’t make any sense-

Sark: Maybe because I was the source of such energy! Heh! Well, you’ve found me. Now, let’s get this over with..

Metal Sonic: WHAT THE? (Scans) {Sark? Who on earth is he? Why does he look like Sonic?} I don’t know what you are or why you look like Sonic, but if you're going to defeat me.. Let’s see how good you are..

Sark: How cute! I’m low on time though.. So.. (Creates a portal) Let’s get this party started!

Metal Sonic: What on earth?

(The portal begins to suck in Metal Sonic, bringing him to a new dimension..)

Metal Sonic: (Falls) Agh.. (Scans the area) What is this place? I need to find Master Robotnik before it’s too late.

(While M.S is attempting to find an exit.. Sark is watching him, preparing for a sneak attack..)

Sark: (Whispering to himself) He’s almost in position.. Once I deal with him, I can finally get what I’ve always wanted all along!

SYSTEM: Threat Identified: Sark

Metal Sonic: {Hm.. He’s around here somewhere.. I’ll keep my defense systems up just in case..}

Sark: (Yells) C’MERE CLANKER! (Charges punch at M.S)

Metal Sonic: (Counters the punch) Enough. (Launches Sark)

Sark: WHAT?! NO! (Falls) CURSE YOU TIN CAN-

...

Metal Sonic: {I expected something better than that.. Sark.}

(A bright yellow ring appears out of nowhere.. M.S, thinking that Sark was stunned, goes to the ring. Little does he know, this was all part of the plan..)

Metal Sonic: Seems like I’ve found the exit! Master.. Here I come. (Charges towards the ring)

Sark: (Teleports) I’VE GOT YOU NOW! (Charges a beam of dark energy and shoots)

Metal Sonic: You missed.

Sark: I wasn’t aiming at you.. Look behind you, dummy.

Metal Sonic: What do you mean.. Wait. (Looks back at the ring) NO!

(The ring turns into a dark red ring, now leading to a completely different place..)

Metal Sonic: {There goes my exit.. Now what can I do-}

Sark: (Grabs M.S) It’s time we’ve ended this little dance.. I won’t get slowed down by some rust bucket..

Metal Sonic: You. Won’t. Get. Your. Hands. On. Master. Robotnik.

Sark: Oh yeah? What will (Taps M.S on the nose) you do about it? (Throws M.S into the red ring) Off you go! (Laughs manically)

Metal Sonic: {I’m sorry.. Master.. I-I’ve failed you..}

(M.S falls into the red ring, transporting him into a cage in the Blood Temple, where Exetior and some others await..)

Scene 2: The Return To The Blood Temple

Metal Sonic: (Falls on the floor) Agh.. (Looks up) Where.. Am I?

Exetior: Well. Well. Well. Looks like our long-awaited guest has at last returned..

Metal Sonic: Exetior? Wait.. EXETIOR?!

Exetior: You’ve been delaying the inevitable.. (Yells) LONG ENOUGH!

Pervision: (Whispers into Exetior’s ear) What would you like us to do now?

Exetior: Hm.. Maybe you could run some experiments? As much as I hate the doctor.. I must say, this creation was quite a good one..

Pervision: I’ll see what we can do Master.

Exetior: Perfect! Now I’ll go to Launch Base and get rid of Eggman once and for all! (Laughs manically and teleports)

Negagen: I must say.. Delaying our plan for this long is quite impressive! Unfortunately.. It ends here..

Metal Sonic: I wouldn’t say so.. If you even think about doing such a thing.. I suggest you rethink your plan..

Negagen: Oh really? What are you gonna do about it? Break out and escape? HAH! Don’t make me laugh..

Metal Sonic: You really think I’m weak? (Punches the cage) AGH! (Trips and falls) How on..

Negagen: Told ya! Should’ve listened the first time.

Metal Sonic: {Darn it.. How am I going to get back to Master Robotnik now? Hm.. Surely there’s something I can do..}

Negagen: There’s NOTHING you can do.. Can’t you see that already?

Metal Sonic: {Wait.. How can you- Ah, you can read minds.. Of course you can..}

Pervision: Negagen, you stay here and guard the cage, I’ll think about what experiments we could test on him.

Negagen: Gladly.

Pervision: Alright, see you later. (Teleports) Now to-

Sark: Hey Pervision!

Pervision: GAH! SARK?! WHERE’D YOU-

Sark: CHILL OUT! I was just chilling in my temple and I decided to visit the Blood Temple. What are you two up to?

Pervision: I’m thinking about what experiments we can run on Metal Sonic, Negagen is currently guarding the cage where Metal Sonic is.

Sark: I see.. Where’s Exetior?

Pervision: He left after Metal Sonic got captured, he’s currently in Launch Base so he can kill Eggman once and for all.

Sark: Alrighty then.. You don’t mind if I go to where Metal Sonic and Negagen are?

Pervision: Sure..

Sark: Alrighty then, see ya. (Why’d he say that weirdly.. It’s almost like he doesn’t trust me. Eh, whatever.)

Scene 3: Eggman’s Master Plan

Dr. Eggman: Where is Metal Sonic? He’s been gone for a few hours and he still hasn’t come back! Ugh..

SYSTEM: Intruder Alert

Dr. Eggman: Eh? (Checks System) Sonic? Does this rodent think he can enter my base without me noticing? (Yells) BADNIKS! GO TO YOUR ASSIGNED POSITIONS NOW!

(All the badniks go to their positions preparing for “Sonic’s” arrival..)

Dr. Eggman: If this fool thinks he can catch me offguard, he should rethink his plan. (Laughs) Anyways.. I should try to find Metal Sonic, he would be very useful right now..

Exetior: Are you trying to play with me doc?

Dr. Eggman: What? (Turns around) GAH! SONIC? W-What on earth?

Exetior: You remember me, don’t you?

Dr. Eggman: No, who are you? Why do you look like that pest Sonic?

Exetior: I’m Exetior, the future ruler of this world.. I took over Sonic’s body for my plan.. Now, make this easy for the both of us and surrender..

Dr. Eggman: Surrender? HAH! You really think I’d surrender? That’ll be the last thing I would do!

Exetior: The hard way it is then.. Don’t think I’ll go so easy on you.. (Laughs manically)

Dr. Eggman: Let’s give you a little test.. Let’s see if you’re faster than the rodent himself!

Exetior: What do you mean by that?

Dr. Eggman: (Runs) CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Exetior: Huh? HEY! (Chases)

Dr. Eggman: You’re slower than the rodent himself! HAH! (How confusing, how did this “creature” even.. Nevermind.)

(Exetior, tired, stops chasing Eggman, and asks himself: How is Eggman that fast?)

Exetior: H-How c-c-can a f-fat g-guy r-un t-t-that.. FAST?!

Dr. Eggman: OHOHOHOHO! You are truly nothing but a loathsome faker of the original! How embarrassing!

Exetior: How.. (Powers up) DARE YOU!

Dr. Eggman: (That ticked him off.. Didn’t it?)

Exetior: If you want to play like that.. THEN BE IT! (Charges towards Eggman)

(Eggman runs into his secret underground base, trying to find his latest project)

Dr. Eggman: Okay.. Without Metal Sonic I’m gonna have to find a temporary replacement.. AH! I can use my latest invention, Mini Metal! It should be around here somewhere-

Exetior: WHERE. ARE. YOU.

Dr. Eggman: Seems like he’s REALLY worked up now.. I need to find Mini Metal and get out..

Exetior: (Teleports) I know you’re somewhere around here.. You can’t hide from me..

Dr. Eggman: (We’ll see about that..)

(Eggman eventually finds a little box, containing his finished creation: Mini Metal.)

Dr. Eggman: Found it! (Grabs Mini Metal) Now let’s see how good you truly are.. (Turns Mini Metal on)

SYSTEM: Systems Activated

Mini Metal: Hello, Doctor. What may I do for you?

Exetior: Trying to get another one of your robots to beat me doc? Quite a dumb move.. (Teleports)

Dr. Eggman: (Whispers) QUIET!

Mini Metal: (In a quieter voice) Apologies.

Dr. Eggman: I need you to find an exit here.. It’s too dark and “Sonic” is after me, and I don’t feel like dying today..

Mini Metal: Affirmative Doctor. Scanning for a possible exit now.

Dr. Eggman: Excellent-

Exetior: I know you’re around here somewhere.. (Teleports)

Dr. Eggman: (Great..) Try to make it snappy.. We’re running out of time..

Mini Metal: (Creates a hologram of the base) There seems to be a ring underneath us. (Shows a path on the hologram) We could take this route down there, it’s the fastest route.

Dr. Eggman: Perfect! Let’s go, I just want to get this over with already..

(Eggman and Mini Metal quickly make their way deeper into the base, little do they know that Exetior was waiting for them..)

Mini Metal: Here is the ring to escape.

Dr. Eggman: Perfect! Now let’s get out of here before-

Exetior: (Teleports) I deal with you both?

Dr. Eggman: GAH!

Exetior: I see you two are trying to escape before the “party” has started. I don’t think so..

Dr. Eggman: What “party” are you talking about?

Exetior: I’m glad you asked! But, you’ll have to see for yourself.. (Uses energy to grab both Mini Metal and Eggman) Off you go! (Throws them into the ring)

(Eggman and Mini Metal are now teleported to the Blood Temple, in the same cage where Metal Sonic currently is..)

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