When I finally finish reading the FNAF lore and realize it took 1987 hours to complete:

What all of the FNAF night guards, including FNAF fan games, truly need to defend themselves with:

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Mf's finding my old posts and commenting 6969 years later be like:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Roblox games try not to be obvious gooner bait challenge (Impossible)

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart

I hope this works

Mf's still waiting for That Week At Regalito's 2 when I announce that the lore for the entire FNAA series (TWAR is canon to it) has essentially been almost fully rewritten, meaning That Week At Regalito's 2 is going to take longer to come out: