People love sending me weird shit on Twitter.

Gimme ur money

*COMICALLY BRIGHT FLASHLIGHT*

ah-.. AAAAAA-..

*becomes ash baby and fucking dies*

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The amount of water that I choked on while drinking made this unfathomably funnier.

Don't.

Do not..

Shes doing it anyway, isn't she..?

Eh, natural selection.

=3

Hehe..

Funni..

=3

What?

Somethin' wrong?

Room update: NOW

Wow..

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Okay.

Sign me up!