Cutscene 1

BF is just chilling

Then he sees me

Then he says hello

And then I just stare at him

Dialogue

Me: ...who the actual FUCK are you?

BF: You don't know me?

Me: Haha, I'm just messin' with ya! Everyone knows who you are!

BF: Phew...

Me: And you obviously don't--

BF: I honestly don't give a shit.

Me: ...

Me: Wow, you know how to be a bitchass.

Me: Anyway-

BF: Rap battle.

Me: *blank stare*

Me: Fiiiiiiine.

Song 1: Dementophobia

A harder remix of Roses

No mechanics

lol

Cutscene 2

I'm starting to get pissed

Because BF mocked me in the song.

Dialogue

Me: ...You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

Me: Who knew this fucking bullshit could fucking happen? It's like everyone's a fucking asshole all of a fucking sudden.

BF: ...Dude it was just a few fucking roasts-

Me: I don't fucking give a fucking ninth of a fucking fuck.

BF: (This is Whitty all over again, isn't it?

Song 2: Schizophrenia

A harder remix of Guns

Some damage notes

Song 3: Megalomaniac

A harder remix of Ballistic, just longer

Heaps of damage & death notes

Cutscene 3

I'm going Ultra Instinct now

Dialogue

Me: ...Sick fuck.

BF: OK, hold the--

Me: Do not hold the fucking phone.

BF: (Damn.)

Me: What's your fucking deal with me?

BF: Listen, dude, I just wanted a friendly rap battle with a few roasts in between.

Me: ...Oh.

Me: I fucked the fuck up.

Me: ROFLMFAO

BF: ...Uh...

Me: Just one more round?

BF: YOU JUST READ MY FUCKING MIND.

Me: I'm warning you: I'm not going easy on you.

BF: Bring it on!

Song 4: Antitachophobia

An even more difficult remix of Ballistic

Notes always move + Health drain

End cutscene

Dialogue

Me: Phew... that was fun.

BF: Yeah!

Me: Just a quick warning.

BF: ...Huh?

Me: Something is definitely coming.

Me: Just... I wouldn't recommend fucking up.

If this actually gets into Jolt Sides, I will not be phased. If not, I will not be phased. Yeah, either way, I don't give a shit.