Which one would you choose?

OKAY, IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL!- (Genshin memes-)

I can relate-

I think I have an obsession...

When someone tells me to help him with a job:

Sorry but wha?-

Gm GJ, just had an UMAI! breakfast

I feel like I'll regret this-

@3Desmond3

Ignore the @Randomidiot666 upload, but I'm sellin' some nukes, anyone want some?