any Germans out there can translate?

man this has got to be the hardest comback to do, i apologize sincerely for being dead for abt 3 or 4 years, BUT IM BACK!, AND NEWBORN AND AT A NEW LEVEL OF POWER!!!!

OK GOT IT, CHEATCODES AQUIRED! HEH!

by the way, JUST GOT A NEW WRISTBAND!

LONG LIVE TO PANTERA, BLACK SABBATH AND DIO AND RAINBOW!, AS WELL AS MOTLEY CREW!

#METALFOREVER

bro whats up w these shits from SCP?, this shi creepy af, whats the SCP foundation hiding from us bro?, and who's this old man??

imma try reffining this shi, see if it's actually worth som

don't y'all get the feeling that there's something slightly off?

bro what?, they gona blow up the entire place if som go wrong?!, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

my vibes, btw i fckin love this car

we miss you dime, also, am i the only one who wants a guitar like his and wants to look like him?