Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

How it feels to see grown ass adults on twitter get wild up over some NSFW animation uploaded by some dude named Dickguy12:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

I was watching gameplay of Secret Of The Mimic and then the video buffered on this frame

Just take a look at this

This is my current position in minecraft rn cause I didnt build a bed summed up in one gif:

I hope this works

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.