Fancy Man: Well hello everyone and welcome to-

*Phone rings*

Fancy Man: *Picks up phone* Yes? Really? Right now? Ok! *puts down phone* It's someone's birthday today! Now can the birthday boy or girl please raise his or her hand?

*A child raises their hand in the crowd surrounding Fancy Man with MrGold69, Scotchy, and Sr. Cheese*

MrGold: Fancy, look!

Fancy Man: Where? Where?

Scotchy: Right there!

Sr. Cheese: Right in front of you, dude!

Fancy Man: Oh I see you now, birthday boy! Let's all sing happy birthday to him right now-

*The Take Five stage curtains then open*
Kai: Hey, are you guys talking about someone's birthday? I never had any birthdays. Heh, I'm so emo.

Fancy Man: Eh, get over it nitwit. Now how should we sing happy birthday?

Scotchy: Well how about just Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday?

Fancy Man: No, no. That's boring. How about we do a remix?
Sr. Cheese: But isn't the original too good to be remixed?
Fancy Man: This is a very special occasion, we should do something different. Fancy Man's diner is all about doing things different!

Aidrian: Like snoring loudly at night keeping everyone up, Fancy?
Fancy Man: Can we just sing already?

*After birthday song*

Fancy Man: Now it's time for birthday cake! And since this is such a special occasion, I will be bringing out the cake! Just one moment.

*Curtain on Fancy Man and MrGold stage closes*

*Birthday child goes to his table and then Fancy Man with a birthday cake comes to the table*

Fancy Man: Make sure to blow your ca- *Fancy man suddenly drops the cake*

Birthday child: Excuse me sir, why did you just drop my cake?

*Blood then comes out of the Fancy Man suit as screams can briefly be hurt from the suit*
Random woman: Oh my god! Someone's in the suit! Something's happening to him! Someone, help!

*Children scream as the person in the suit falls to the floor and bleeds out*

Tape end