Store Worker: Would a Mr. Shadow-Omb please come to the front desk?
Shadow-Omb, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Corrupted Amethyst and Starlow
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Corrupted Amethyst and Starlow, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Shadow-Omb: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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*The squad is having dinner together*
Lightning: Lord Amethyst, can you pass the salt?
Lord Amethyst: *Throws Mr. A across the table*

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Lord Amethyst: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Mr. A: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Lightning: I got distracted about halfway through.
Flame: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.