• Chara: Do you even know what an amulet is?

• MK: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

• Chara: monster kid, those are omelettes.

• MK: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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  (during training with undyne)

• Chara who had been hit with one singular spear: Avenge my death.

• Frisk: You’re not dying, Chara.

• Chara: AVENGE ME!

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• Frisk: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

• Sans: Not it!

• MK: Not it!

• Frisk: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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• (this one will include some characters I haven't introduced in the comic yet because it takes place in chapter 2)

• snowdin shopkeeper: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

• Red: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

• River person: More or less, I guess...

• some random AHO rebel who hasn't been designed or developed yet: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

• Chara: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

• Penelope: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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• pre-breaking the barrier!Frisk: I don’t need you micromanaging me! Okay?

• ghost!Chara: Oh Really?! Because after the events of today, I would have to respectfully disagree! Now, set the timer-

• Frisk: I know what I’m doing!

• Chara: That is an opinion you are having!

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• Ch2!Chara: Hey ya’ll. So, I know I’m the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don’t know what the fuck is going on.

• AHO rebels & hidden humans: Agreed.

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• Alphys: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

• Undyne: Burn the house down.

• Alphys: And what did you do?

• Undyne: I made dinner.

• Alphys:

• Undyne:

• Alphys:

• Undyne: And burnt the house down.

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 Dramatic music? That can’t be good. 

-Chara

• Chara: Now all we have to do is go up the - what happened to the stairs?!

• pre-fall Frisk: My parents took them down cause I am grounded.

• Chara: That’s disturbing.

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• Frisk: Undyne! what do you think the meaning of life is?

• Undyne: Hmm, now that’s a tricky one. I’d guess it would be-

• Undyne: CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!

• Undyne: Or having a family! It’s pretty much the same!

• Frisk: *slowly backs away*

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• Chara: Isn’t that a bit dangerous?

• Frisk: Chara, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

• Chara: ...

• Frisk: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

• Chara: ...

• Frisk: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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• Flowey: They were after Monster kid! So I defended them! With murder.

• Chara: Dammit Flowey! We both know MK was expendable!