MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

I hope this works

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke