How is saying you should unfriended this user cause he is begging for gifts offensive?

"I feel like they're lying"

"Tomorrow is another day..."

"She don't bite, trust"

Shitpost, maybe a teaser to next story

Which one from each am I?

Probably gonna lose followers but...

I'm gonna cutely do a full control on you

Pickles

LIKE THE POST DAMN YOU

Stolen from @average_oneshot_fan

This is me