It must be perfect

"She don't bite, trust"

Shitpost, maybe a teaser to next story

Probably gonna lose followers but...

"I feel like they're lying"

LIKE THE POST DAMN YOU

Stolen from @average_oneshot_fan

This is me

Which one from each am I?

How is saying you should unfriended this user cause he is begging for gifts offensive?

Pickles

I'm gonna cutely do a full control on you