I am the true and honest squidward @cocksquidballsward

First image: how csbw looks like

Second image: how I look like

im bacc now

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

metro boomin make it boom;..;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.

Hey guys it's me squidward I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE HELP ME I'M LIVING IN MISERY PLAYING LABYRINTH ZONE ACT 3 PLEASE HELP ME I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS I WANT TO GO TO STAR LIGHT ZONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I'M GOING INSANE PLEASE HELP I'M RETHINKING MY LIFE CHOICES RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP!!!

May 1 is squidward anniversary. Please celebrate squidard day as much as possible :)

HEY GUYS SQUIDWARD HERE I'M GONNA BE RELEASING MY HIT CLASSIC SONG SOON. I HOPE YOU'RE READY BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT EPIC BANGOR AND EVENTUALLY CALL THAT AIRSTRIKE ON @SomeSIIGFanFurwalker I MEAN (insert bad excuse for calling an airstrike here) /hj

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@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs