Me after getting a new internet (it is way better than the old one that i had):

"Bro we need your help, what are you doing, the teamers are destroying us!"

Me doing nothing about my shitty ahh internet:

Ngl, i really love the new keyboard that i bought

i swolled shampoo

OMFG THANK Y'ALL FOR 700 FOLLOWERS!!!

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Mac and Cheese

Ngl, i just lost my 2 followers recently because of my posts are less posted

(POST MIGHT CONTAIN SWEAR WORDS, IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE TO THESE, DO NOT READ IT!)

metal

Got me crying laughing for that