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HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

I hope this works

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife: