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JadeIrect 2023.06.14 Title-Completion ProGress-Report: We're making great time!

We have a massively-exciting new goal: How cool would it be if every title and update at the JadeIrect™ went live, the day of?!

We wanna be the first company to do that!


🥇 #JadeOnaInfinity
🥇 #WrestleCamp2
🥇 #ProJectOpenWorld
💻 #JadeRoom

💻 #RunJade
🥇 #JadeJohnsonRecordsAlbumGame
🔐 #NewPowerPointConsole

🥇 = Gold: Ready To Launch!

💻 = The code's assembled, it just needs stitching-together.

🔐 = Financially-secured, just not ordered for production yet.

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