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BIG SEAN: ONLY 2 Deluxe: A Clean Mouthed Windows PowerPoint Version Of Grand Theft Auto For PPT 2016+
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JadeRive'll Have To Be Its Own Separate Game Altogether, But It's Still Coming Later This Year!


Whelp? As it turns out, “Big Sean - Only 2” is now quite literally overflowing with content! Like, so much so that PowerPoint is no longer able to let us edit the game without temporarily going unresponsive for an increasingly prolonged period every time we try to make an edit! Even undoing the experimental deletion of a character model from a scene took a whole minute and a half!

What was strange though was that you could tell that PowerPoint was the slow one, not our hardware. Our hard drive lights weren’t even flashing! That means that this is actually Microsoft’s fault for slowing down PowerPoint so darn much!

But when it comes to Wrestle Camp, we didn’t stop adding content until we lived by our full word! We will share all of the characters’s stock entrances (without the in game lighting effects) once they’re done uploading!

Anyway, JadeRive is definitely coming, and hopefully it’ll arrive sometime this Holiday Season.

Until our next release, this is The JadeJohnson Games News Team, signing off. “Happy Jading!™”

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