Jesus was born to a virgin, as in he was not consieved from sex. Let's say for a minute that people could have kids asexually; not following the actual testiment where he was born as of a miricle. In nature, asexual reproduction (Like being a pregnant virgin) can only produce female offspring; Jesus is referred to as 'he', and since asexual reproduction can only produce female offspring, he was assigned female at birth. This is following it purely from a biological standpoint; not theologically; all of this is purely made for a fun hypothetical to think about for a minute.
By the way, the bible has been changed ALOT of times to fit agendas, this is just a side thingy, not relevant to the above.
1. The Council of Nicaea (325 CE)
What happened: Emperor Constantine wanted Christianity to stop fighting itself.
Change: Early Christian sects were debating whether Jesus was divine, human, or both. Nicaea shut that down: Jesus is God. Full stop.
Why: Political unity. Constantine wanted one religion to unite the empire, so he forced theological consensus. Minority sects? Heresy now.
2. The Vulgate Translation (Late 4th century)
What happened: Jerome translated the Bible into Latin.
Change: He edited words and meanings, notably “repentance” became “do penance,” fueling the rise of the Catholic confessional system.
Why: Institutional control. Confession = more church authority over individuals’ sins.
3. The Synod of Hippo (393 CE)
What happened: Decided which books are actually in the Bible.
Change: Picked 27 New Testament books. Others (like the Gospel of Thomas) were tossed.
Why: Politics of orthodoxy. Too many books made Jesus sound weird or too human. Can't have that.
What happened: King James commissioned his own English Bible version.
Change: Translated with monarchy-friendly spin. “King” and “divine right” language was emphasized.
Why: To solidify royal authority and push back against Puritan challenges.
5. Luther’s German Bible (1522–1534)
What happened: Martin Luther translated the Bible into German.
Change: He moved certain books to an “Apocrypha” section and added the word “alone” to Romans 3:28 (“faith alone”) to fit his theology.
Why: To argue against Catholic teachings and justify Protestant beliefs.
6. Council of Trent (1545–1563)
What happened: Catholic response to the Reformation.
Change: Reinforced Latin Vulgate as the Bible. Rejected Protestant edits.
Why: Power struggle. If Protestants had their Bible, Catholics needed theirs official and untouchable.
What happened: English Protestants made their own version.
Change: Included spicy anti-monarch footnotes like “tyrants may be resisted.”
Why: Political rebellion fuel. Queen Elizabeth I and King James hated it.
8. The Jefferson Bible (Early 1800s)
What happened: Thomas Jefferson rewrote the Bible with scissors.
Change: Cut out all miracles, divine stuff, and resurrection. Just moral teachings.
Why: Enlightenment reason. He wanted a Jesus who didn’t break physics.
9. Slaveholder’s Bible (1800s)
What happened: Used in the U.S. South and British colonies.
Change: Removed all passages about freedom, liberation, or equality.
Why: Keep slaves obedient. Basically a weaponized scripture.
10. Modern Translations (20th–21st century)
What happened: Dozens of new versions, from the NIV to The Message.
Change: Words like “homosexuality” inserted where none existed in Greek or Hebrew.
Why: Culture war stuff. Some edits reflect political/social biases of translators rather than original text.
Anyway, yeah, have fun with that lol. I got the idea from OT to post this, but he lacked a few of the actual details on WHY. But yeah, be yourself sillies :3
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