Does anyone know what this ascetic is called

When you see the most obvious type of comment bait but you know you can't warn people in the comments because then you're engaging

Bob subplot: "The food critic wrote me up for hair in my food and people stopped eating here"

Tina subplot: "Girls are making rumors that I have hairy pits because"

Teddy subplot:

-After 1 Whole Year: THE OC DRAWING EVENT IS BACK-

(Event has ended)

With the dawn of the new Fortnite season, I wanna come out on record & say I created The Human Chameleon FAR before Fortnite, & if I could make them pay royalties I would

- Dumbadoo's Carnival just opened! -

Come have a visit! a place full of Creativity and Fun!!

Current Version: 1.0.1

How it feels putting heart and soul into a drawing and it is worthless while someone smears their own feces on a wall and sells it for 2x the price of Guatemala's GDP

It's the only warmth he ever had!

-Drew some of my Characters-

"Can I get an OC?"

"Sure thing, comin' right up."

"And hold the backstory"

"Hold the backstory..?"

"And hold the superpowers"

"Hold the... Hey Jimmy! Get me a OC wit NOTHIN'."

"Nothing?"