On the twelfth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

On the ninth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Nine severed arms, eight ninja stars, seven human skulls, six pints of oil,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

On the tenth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

For real

On the fifth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLEEEETS!!!

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

.

On the sixth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Six pints of oil

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

On the fourth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

Lazy

On the Eleventh day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,