This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on

I’m back, boys.

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

Man’s 76 years old