Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

Man’s 76 years old

Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

I’m back, boys.

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?