"Look Uncle Joey! I found him in one of Daddy's boxes. Can I keep him?"
"OH NO! I am NOT letting my daughter have some old rotten rat you turned into Frankenstein with."
"Pleaaase Daddy?"
"Fine."
[Chloe looks at Joey]
"Sure."
"Yayyyyy!"
if you dont understand, one time Joey's brother, Jeremy, and his family, decided to visit Joey
Chloe, Joey's niece, found an old rat that Joey used as a test subject when he was 16. I guess the rat got into one of Jeremy's boxes before he left for college
and the rat's name is Gary, also known as Test Subject 2731
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
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