3 years ago

Looking for a free-voice-actor for any of your ProJects, who can deliver on their promises of rich, crystal-clear, and super-accurately-performed impressions in only the highest and most-professional audio-quality you may have ever heard in your life?


Well, I just so happen to be a self-taught professional-singer-and-voice-actor with the unique ability to independently alter each and every parameter of any and all facets of my voice! I work for free, solely out of the goodness of my heart! I don't do cussing-based-lines though, as it's aGainst my values.

I can do:

1. • arpeggio,

2. • pitch-bend-up,

3. • pitch-bend-down,

4. • customizable portamento,

5. • alegato,

6. • customizable Auto-Tune,

7. • customizable-vibrato,

8. • customizable vibrato-offset,

9. • customizable tremolo,

10. • customizable ADSR envelope,

11. • fade-in,

12. • fade-out,

13. • fade-in-and-out,

14. • playback-hault-pop,

15. • adjustable volume,

16. • customizable volume-modulation,

17. • note-slide-up,

18. • note-slide-down,

19. • early-to-medium-ranged-staccato,

20. • basic-wave-shape-filtering,

21. • speed-manipulation,

22. • wind-up,

23. • chipmunk,

24. • wind-down,

25. • dead battery,

26. pitch-shifting,

27. • nightcore,

28. • day-core,

29. • gender-bending,

30. • chromatic-transposition,

31. • major-to-minor-diatonic-transposition,

32. • minor-to-major-diatonic-transposition,

33. • customizable-formant-shifting,

34. • flange,

35. • phaser,

36. • customizable echo,

37. • customizable reverb,

38. • customizable delay (also known as SNES-reverb),

39. • time-stretching,

40. • ad-terms-and-conditions-rapidity,

41. • sluggish-or-dizzy-murmur,

42. • sample-retrigger,

43. • cassette-wear,

44. • vinyl-vocal,

45. • CD-sticking,

46. • vinyl-stop,

47. • vinyl-plug-and-play,

48. • Facebook-Messenger-call-lag,

49. • Facebook-Messenger-call-lag-recovery,

50. • customizable-MP3-compression,

51. • one-thousand-hertz-sine-wave,

52. • NES-noise-channel-waveform,

53. • NES-DPCM,

54. • basic-Sega-Genesis-FM-synthesis,

55. • pizzicato-violin,

56. • sostenuto-violin,

57. • sostenuto-cello,

58. • banjo,

59. • ukulele,

60. • trumpet,

61. • shakuhachi,

62. • alto-saxophone,

63. • customizable pseudo-realistic-percussion, and

64. • fully-playable-airhorn

effects; all without any digital assistance whatsoever; as well as the voices of:

1. • Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Announcer,

2. • The Stereotypical Female Kindergarten Teacher,

3. • Singer Ariana Grande Butera,

4. • Crazy Taxi arcade announcer (not to be confused with the world's worst SEGA® GENESIS™ title known as “Crazy Bus"),

5. • Rapper Big Sean,

6. • The Stereotypical Indian Woman,

7. • Sonic The Hedgehog,

8. • Ash Ketchum from the "PoKéMoN: Indigo League" anime (not my best unfortunately),

9. • Sledge from "Power Rangers Dino Charge",

10. • Kiawe from the "PoKéMoN SUN And MOON" anime series,

11. • Rex Powers from Nickelodeon's "VICTORiOUS",

12. • Post "Let It Go" Elsa from "Disney®'s FROZEN™" (I can't do intro Elsa),

13. • Post "Into The Unknown" Elsa from "Disney®'s FROZEN™ II" (I can't do innocent Elsa)

14. • Mature Anna from "Disney®'s FROZEN™ II" (I can't do pre "Ice? She Couldn't Act Out Ice!?" Anna),

15. • Old Man Jenkins from "SpongeBob SquarePants",

16. • Mario,

17. • Luigi,

18. • Waluigi,

19. • Princess Peach,

20. • Marge Simpson,

21. • the Stereotypical female video game AI voice,

22. • the unfortunately late Satoru Iwata, (not my best unfortunately)

23. • the VOCALOID™ Kaito (English),

24. • the VOCALOID™ Hatsune Miku V4X (English),

25. • Cat Valentine from Nickelodeon's "VICTORiOUS",

26. • Andre Harris from Nickelodeon's VICTORiOUS",

27. • the Stereotypical English Speaking Indian Man,

28. • My Girlfriend,

29. • any character from the arcade edition of "Super Street Fighter II", minus Ken, E. Honda, or Zangief (solely because I haven't perfected those three with normal speech yet),

30. • Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z",

31. • the hobo from the "Camille Chen State Farm Commercial",

32. • Spencer Shay from iCarly (not my best unfortunately),

33. • Microsoft Sam,

34. • Microsoft Mary,

35. • Patrick Star From SpongeBob SquarePants",

36. • Link from "The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild",

37. • The platypus from the "Lunchables: Mixed Up" commercials,

38. • Doctor Doofenshmirtz from "Phineas And Ferb",

39. • Pikachu from the "PoKéMoN: Indigo League" anime,

40. • Cilan from the "PoKéMoN Black And White" anime,

41. • Brock from the "PoKéMoN: Indigo League" anime,

42. • Somber Sora from "Kingdom Hearts 3" (I can't do his upper range), and

43. • Bing Crosby (especially his vinyl voice from "White Christmas").



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