once upon a time...a pretty evil dude (probably an otherworldy god or smth) named big evil dude was on his realm doing NOTHING....
He was dreaming until he WOKE up having an idea
"what if i infect the whole humanity with something deadly so they can die of cancer, it would be fun!!!"
so he invented the most disgusting but deadlest thing ever...
THE STEENKAH FUNGUS
It's a fungus that smells like a horse puking and has rotten colors, then the evil big dude spreaded the fungus through the WHOLE-ASS EARTH
The first victim was Syobon...
He was on his own things until he felt a foul-smelling thing from afar...he runned to see what was and he saw the steenkah fungus, it's incomprehensibly stinky but for some reason once you see it, you wouldn't resist it to eat it (WHAT TYPE OF SUBSTANCE IT HAS WTF???) so since Syobon was too fucking dumb HE ATE IT
and because of that he got cancer and ended in a hopistal bed
NOW YOU NEED TO SAVE HIM
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