"Ma looks sweet, which she is. She's also a cannibal, arsonist, and murderer, in fact one of the most wanted criminals of NYC. I'm not sure how Pa had the guts to marry her, she said she's been like this since she was 19, but what the fuck." - Dot Lewek
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reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
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