quotes by characters in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

Beware the Ink Demon who lurks in the Inky Abyss

"Nowwww. Off to meet my friends at a bar, get drunk and kiss boys! *finger guns then leaves*" - Joey Drew

"wh a at t" - Abby Lambert

"I am a single pringle who doesn't wish to mingle." - Norman Polk

"Haha yes i have a step sister deal with it" - Thomas Connor

i decided to make Belle their step sis

haha-

what-

what is step bro doing?

"Oh! Look at that! My bladder tells me to empty and I need to dispose liquid out of my male genitalia! Uh- Gotta go! [slams the door]" - Joey Drew

"Can we give him an applause? That's a great way to describe peeing." - Sammy Lawrence

"So have I ever told you my family was from an English ancestry? And I was literally taught to say autumn instead of fall and rubbish instead of trash." - Sammy Lawrence