Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on

This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Man’s 76 years old

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

I’m back, boys.

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?