THE GOVERNMENT IS PAYING CHEFS AROUND THE WORLD TO PUT YUCKY VEGETABLES IN MY NOODLES

the gar

i love my notifs

MY MOM FORGOT TO TAKE MY PHONE AWAY

keep seeing videos of really good looking fried chicken while im doomscrolling

at this restaurant where they have these buzzers to signify when your food is ready and each time the people with the buzzing buzzers walk past I keep thinking they’re holding electric razors to shave my head

gen don’t see myself making it past 20 without killing myself 😅image unrelated

hors

i don’t have the class where I get to see my object husband anymore 💔

me after making chili with cheese in it and chicken strips with homemade canes sauce on the side at 1am